Im back in town!
Look out for MAD gists!!!!!
Will be back soon...got pending issues to attend to
*wink*cough*
Friday, 22 August 2008
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Lagos here i come!!!
Yes!
The original plan very early last year was a holiday...or down payment for my Audi A4
allow me to dream now!
My mate's getting married next weekend and im the Best man, im mega excited by this cos the last and 1st time i was best man, i was only 19 and it was a last minute move for an uncle, so this will be the first real 'man' experience.
As best man, i was shouldered with the burden of doing the shopping for the groom, myself and groom's men, an exciting opportunity for me...calling on my experience of 2 years as a retail manager..i didnt spare him the costs! ha! ha!!
Getting a ticket was expensive (the bastard chose the high season to marry)
We met during NYSC orientation in some eastern state and we became friends, we got to stay in the same house after orientation and deployment, we both moved back to lagos after settiling the Local govt officials. He was moving to the UK soon after NYSC and he had this terrible send off party after the passing out ceremony that had boys drinking till 2am in the morning and sleeping in their vomits.
He got to the UK and became born again! i remember my shock when i got to london and 'brother tunde' was full of scriptures, i was skeptical for months but he remained fervent. He was and is a true friend, he was there unconditionally when i went through some rough patches and those times and good deeds have stayed with me..he is definitely worth the time and effort!
I am sincerely happy that he's crossing into this phase of his life with his girlfriend of 9 years! and i am honoured to make sure he crosses that bridge! 3 happy cheers to the couple.
How's that for the Best man's speech.. lol... i lost the plot and storyline ages ago(im wasting man hours writing this blog)
Anyways, i shall be landing Las Gidi on the 11th! i am really looking forward to this trip actually...
Any Gidi resident bloggers looking to hook up? Ibi, this is an open invitation.
The original plan very early last year was a holiday...or down payment for my Audi A4
allow me to dream now!My mate's getting married next weekend and im the Best man, im mega excited by this cos the last and 1st time i was best man, i was only 19 and it was a last minute move for an uncle, so this will be the first real 'man' experience.
As best man, i was shouldered with the burden of doing the shopping for the groom, myself and groom's men, an exciting opportunity for me...calling on my experience of 2 years as a retail manager..i didnt spare him the costs! ha! ha!!
Getting a ticket was expensive (the bastard chose the high season to marry)
We met during NYSC orientation in some eastern state and we became friends, we got to stay in the same house after orientation and deployment, we both moved back to lagos after settiling the Local govt officials. He was moving to the UK soon after NYSC and he had this terrible send off party after the passing out ceremony that had boys drinking till 2am in the morning and sleeping in their vomits.
He got to the UK and became born again! i remember my shock when i got to london and 'brother tunde' was full of scriptures, i was skeptical for months but he remained fervent. He was and is a true friend, he was there unconditionally when i went through some rough patches and those times and good deeds have stayed with me..he is definitely worth the time and effort!
I am sincerely happy that he's crossing into this phase of his life with his girlfriend of 9 years! and i am honoured to make sure he crosses that bridge! 3 happy cheers to the couple.
How's that for the Best man's speech.. lol... i lost the plot and storyline ages ago(im wasting man hours writing this blog)
Anyways, i shall be landing Las Gidi on the 11th! i am really looking forward to this trip actually...
Any Gidi resident bloggers looking to hook up? Ibi, this is an open invitation.
Saturday, 12 July 2008
Another enigma?
Thanks to y'all who dropped by on my opinion poll...
I guess we've learnt several ways to deal with the *situation*
Just discovered another *enigma* Hello to you..
Guess i might be changing my name soon!
I guess we've learnt several ways to deal with the *situation*
Just discovered another *enigma* Hello to you..
Guess i might be changing my name soon!
Thursday, 3 July 2008
Would you like to know?
This is directed to the ladies..
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TOLD YOU ARE GETTING 'FAT' OR ADDING WEIGHT OR GETTING BIGGER OR WHICHEVER?
Wait!!!!!!....before you rush to answer
1: would you still be comfortable standing naked in front of him?
2: would your morale still be as high as it used to be?
3: what would you be thinking when you catch him looking at you (*maybe in his head he's just appreciating having you*)
4: would you be happy that he is brutishly blunt?
Lets hear what you have to say....
PS: Men, feel free to comment...would you tell your partner/girlfriend?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TOLD YOU ARE GETTING 'FAT' OR ADDING WEIGHT OR GETTING BIGGER OR WHICHEVER?
Wait!!!!!!....before you rush to answer
1: would you still be comfortable standing naked in front of him?
2: would your morale still be as high as it used to be?
3: what would you be thinking when you catch him looking at you (*maybe in his head he's just appreciating having you*)
4: would you be happy that he is brutishly blunt?
Lets hear what you have to say....
PS: Men, feel free to comment...would you tell your partner/girlfriend?
Saturday, 28 June 2008
Down memory lane.....Flings!
I finally get to have my saturdays off! Gotten so used to working weekends and the day's rather boring...
Just had a bit of reminiscing and i thot i pen it!
Started back at Uni......There was this guy i disliked so much! why? he was short, not good looking at all, black! i mean burnt out, but yet he always had his way with the women! and i beefed him so much. We got talking much later, he needed help with his design project and i was a *drawing contractor* then, so we had to work together and i had to ask him to coach me on how to get the *babes*
He laughed and he told me that if he had my height and looks, it would have been disastrous! And so the coaching started, he taught me how to flirt, and how to respond to flirts, how to deal with competition, gave me tips, we walked and sat together and he took me through my paces...
So i started with MJ... She was hot, fun and fly....she used to come around my department (the archi trees was a great hang out spot), lucky for me we went to the same primary school so it was easy to chat her up... she was funny and our convos were great, much later arranged visit a visit to hers...one night i stayed late and she suggested that i stay over (great!) we got cuddly..hmm what amazing lips, and beautiful nipples (the cutest i've seen ever!) touching and all, but alas she had a pair of jeans shorts under her nightie!(deliberate) Well, im not one to push so i let her be..
One evening, she was in my room, i was drawing and she was on the bed, we were talking and all, the talk got steamy and i joined her on the bed...it happened very quick, kissing, tearing off clothes and soon, the beauty of penetration! and what a beautiful soundtrack.. it was over quickly too and we said it wouldn't happen again... yeah right..
And so we began, *fuckmates* ....
text: are u home? bored can i come around?
reply: sure! see u soon!
What a great understanding we had, she was great and the sex was amazing, beautiful soundtrack, and did i mention she had a great behind too? she was one of the best i must say, (im sure all guys will agree with this, there are some pussies we have tasted and never forgot) her emotions changed much later, she fell in 'love' but cos i had made it clear from the start that i didnt want a relationship, she didnt pursue it... i always wondered how it would have turned out relationship wise...we are still friends...
Soon came along AB.... Final year, everyone busy with projects and then there was a strike! a very long one but most final year students stayed behind cos we had 'work' to do...
Just had a bit of reminiscing and i thot i pen it!
Started back at Uni......There was this guy i disliked so much! why? he was short, not good looking at all, black! i mean burnt out, but yet he always had his way with the women! and i beefed him so much. We got talking much later, he needed help with his design project and i was a *drawing contractor* then, so we had to work together and i had to ask him to coach me on how to get the *babes*
He laughed and he told me that if he had my height and looks, it would have been disastrous! And so the coaching started, he taught me how to flirt, and how to respond to flirts, how to deal with competition, gave me tips, we walked and sat together and he took me through my paces...
So i started with MJ... She was hot, fun and fly....she used to come around my department (the archi trees was a great hang out spot), lucky for me we went to the same primary school so it was easy to chat her up... she was funny and our convos were great, much later arranged visit a visit to hers...one night i stayed late and she suggested that i stay over (great!) we got cuddly..hmm what amazing lips, and beautiful nipples (the cutest i've seen ever!) touching and all, but alas she had a pair of jeans shorts under her nightie!(deliberate) Well, im not one to push so i let her be..
One evening, she was in my room, i was drawing and she was on the bed, we were talking and all, the talk got steamy and i joined her on the bed...it happened very quick, kissing, tearing off clothes and soon, the beauty of penetration! and what a beautiful soundtrack.. it was over quickly too and we said it wouldn't happen again... yeah right..
And so we began, *fuckmates* ....
text: are u home? bored can i come around?
reply: sure! see u soon!
What a great understanding we had, she was great and the sex was amazing, beautiful soundtrack, and did i mention she had a great behind too? she was one of the best i must say, (im sure all guys will agree with this, there are some pussies we have tasted and never forgot) her emotions changed much later, she fell in 'love' but cos i had made it clear from the start that i didnt want a relationship, she didnt pursue it... i always wondered how it would have turned out relationship wise...we are still friends...
Soon came along AB.... Final year, everyone busy with projects and then there was a strike! a very long one but most final year students stayed behind cos we had 'work' to do...
She used to come around our flat, of course we were all friends, having known each other for almost 5 years... her 'best friend' was my flat mate and she always chilled in his room, she would sleep somewhere else when his girlfriend came around.. we all chilled out together and then convos began to involve sex and all... she asked for a massage one night and she took off her top! Personally, i don't like to take advantage of vulnerable situations..... so i focused on her upper back only , she told me i could do her lower back too! The massage sent her to sleep anyway.... the next night, she grabbed me and kissed me, so hard she bit me! but every time i made a grab for her she ran away...bloody tease! she resisted my advances all night (i need to mention here that when i sleep next to a girl, i have a hard on all night, and i dont sleep) and then she started to touch me in the morning, but by some amazing reason, my dick decided that he's had it! honestly, felt like i was jazzed! here i was with a bloody stiff all night and then the opportunity came in the morning and it would not bulge!
I had to wait a few more days after that disappointing outing! And then it happened! I went home for 2 weeks and we went together! (my family dont live in nig so i had no explaining to do..in case u were wondering) Boy she was a cat in bed, animal sounds, biting, scratching and insatiable but i loved it!! Every spare time was spent in bed! couldnt get enough. Had another friend of mine around at the house later on but we would still go at it! Oh how naughty she was! We would all be watching tv and she would be fondling me...the BJs were amazing and boy could she ride? One thing i loved about her the most was her spontaneity, all i had to do was give her a look and she was ready to go! almost anywhere! And it was always a satisfaction to leave her lying in bed..wasted...
That went on till we finished uni and after... the 2 met sometime...they met in my room one day, soon after the strike ended and i introduced them to each other.... They both handled it quite nicely, but there were days i had to deal with them both.... not together tho! (i dont like to keep a woman waiting and wanting)
Finished Uni but was supporting my best mate who had an extra year with his design project while i was waiting for youth service. We would drive to school on monday and drive back for the weekend... He was chasing this girl at the uni of ib. and i went with him one evening...i was introduced to BO...
She was light skinned, and with the most beautiful hands and feet (i must admit (sadly) but i have a thing for beautiful appendages) we got so well that night, she called my friend the next day and told him that he shouldn't bother coming to check her friend if i didn't come with him, so he dragged me along.... we slept over that night...and it was talking all nite.. we went over again the next evening and in the middle of the night , we crossed some boundaries...basically, there was kissing and sucking... i left in the morning with a smile on my face but my mate was angry cos he was getting nowhere and ive only known BO for 3 days...
We went back to uni that monday but i was on the phone with her all week, traveled back alone that weekend, i was robbed on the way too! the first time i had a gun to my head....*shivers*. hid my phone in my boxers, was searched but interestingly they didn't find it (according to them , i would be shot if anything was found on me) they took all my money.. got to ib but was too traumatized to even see her. She came over the next day and we were holed on the whole weekend! think we broke the bed that weekend actually. It went like that till i went for youth service...The i met AO! No 4
Ive had a few scrapes here in London, (this blog will never end if i go into it) the flirts come in a different level.... There was MO.. who came to my house and in the cause of play, put my phone in her bra and told me to come get it.... of course i did and got more!
There was a *posh* mum practically pimping out her daughter to me and i was flirting with her instead (she was hot!, her daughter was not!) Of course ive had loads of experience with fellow colleagues... interestingly, i cant fight the attention i get, i only pick on the pretty ones and flirt blindly...great fun!
Anyways, hope you had a good read, i dont flirt anymore, i smile at flirts....and the days of flings are supposed to be over...
Hope y'all had a good weekend.
I had to wait a few more days after that disappointing outing! And then it happened! I went home for 2 weeks and we went together! (my family dont live in nig so i had no explaining to do..in case u were wondering) Boy she was a cat in bed, animal sounds, biting, scratching and insatiable but i loved it!! Every spare time was spent in bed! couldnt get enough. Had another friend of mine around at the house later on but we would still go at it! Oh how naughty she was! We would all be watching tv and she would be fondling me...the BJs were amazing and boy could she ride? One thing i loved about her the most was her spontaneity, all i had to do was give her a look and she was ready to go! almost anywhere! And it was always a satisfaction to leave her lying in bed..wasted...
That went on till we finished uni and after... the 2 met sometime...they met in my room one day, soon after the strike ended and i introduced them to each other.... They both handled it quite nicely, but there were days i had to deal with them both.... not together tho! (i dont like to keep a woman waiting and wanting)
Finished Uni but was supporting my best mate who had an extra year with his design project while i was waiting for youth service. We would drive to school on monday and drive back for the weekend... He was chasing this girl at the uni of ib. and i went with him one evening...i was introduced to BO...
She was light skinned, and with the most beautiful hands and feet (i must admit (sadly) but i have a thing for beautiful appendages) we got so well that night, she called my friend the next day and told him that he shouldn't bother coming to check her friend if i didn't come with him, so he dragged me along.... we slept over that night...and it was talking all nite.. we went over again the next evening and in the middle of the night , we crossed some boundaries...basically, there was kissing and sucking... i left in the morning with a smile on my face but my mate was angry cos he was getting nowhere and ive only known BO for 3 days...
We went back to uni that monday but i was on the phone with her all week, traveled back alone that weekend, i was robbed on the way too! the first time i had a gun to my head....*shivers*. hid my phone in my boxers, was searched but interestingly they didn't find it (according to them , i would be shot if anything was found on me) they took all my money.. got to ib but was too traumatized to even see her. She came over the next day and we were holed on the whole weekend! think we broke the bed that weekend actually. It went like that till i went for youth service...The i met AO! No 4
Ive had a few scrapes here in London, (this blog will never end if i go into it) the flirts come in a different level.... There was MO.. who came to my house and in the cause of play, put my phone in her bra and told me to come get it.... of course i did and got more!
There was a *posh* mum practically pimping out her daughter to me and i was flirting with her instead (she was hot!, her daughter was not!) Of course ive had loads of experience with fellow colleagues... interestingly, i cant fight the attention i get, i only pick on the pretty ones and flirt blindly...great fun!
Anyways, hope you had a good read, i dont flirt anymore, i smile at flirts....and the days of flings are supposed to be over...
Hope y'all had a good weekend.
Thursday, 26 June 2008
The other one (forgot the name)
MEME Rules
1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your
answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people
and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme
themselves!
IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
I don die....Resonance (this is a bad beginning o)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Final...Kanye West.. (i dont understand o)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Brown eyes....Kano
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Almost doesnt count....Brandy (hmm..ok)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Yeah yeah...Fred Hammond (God dey o)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
If i was a bird....Floetry (Yep, i no like wahala)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
We worship you today...Darwin Hobbs (well, they are pastors)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Not myself....John Mayer (hmm?)
WHAT IS 2+2?
Secrets....Ginuwine
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Floetic....Floetry (is it?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
If i didnt know better....Luther Vandross (ha!ha!!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Because of you...Sammie Okposo (Thank you God!)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The best man i can be....Ginuwine, Tyrese, RL & Case (Amen o!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I just want it to be over .....Keyshia Cole (ha??!! why?!!)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Thank you Lord....Fred Hammond (again? uncle fred is on point tho!)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
My mind is made up.....Rev John P.Kee (no comment)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Jule...9ice (lmao!
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
When you're mad...Neyo (hmmmm)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
In the end...Linkin park (i dey fear o)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Gongo aso...9ice (this shuffle dey craze o)
WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Ori eni komafiya jeni (may your destiny work for you..worst translation?).... Ebenezer Obey
I tag Flabby, Afrobabe, Lady Koko, Aloofar, Naijababe
1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your
answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people
and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme
themselves!
IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
I don die....Resonance (this is a bad beginning o)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Final...Kanye West.. (i dont understand o)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Brown eyes....Kano
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Almost doesnt count....Brandy (hmm..ok)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Yeah yeah...Fred Hammond (God dey o)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
If i was a bird....Floetry (Yep, i no like wahala)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
We worship you today...Darwin Hobbs (well, they are pastors)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Not myself....John Mayer (hmm?)
WHAT IS 2+2?
Secrets....Ginuwine
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Floetic....Floetry (is it?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
If i didnt know better....Luther Vandross (ha!ha!!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Because of you...Sammie Okposo (Thank you God!)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The best man i can be....Ginuwine, Tyrese, RL & Case (Amen o!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I just want it to be over .....Keyshia Cole (ha??!! why?!!)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Thank you Lord....Fred Hammond (again? uncle fred is on point tho!)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
My mind is made up.....Rev John P.Kee (no comment)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Jule...9ice (lmao!
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
When you're mad...Neyo (hmmmm)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
In the end...Linkin park (i dey fear o)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Gongo aso...9ice (this shuffle dey craze o)
WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Ori eni komafiya jeni (may your destiny work for you..worst translation?).... Ebenezer Obey
I tag Flabby, Afrobabe, Lady Koko, Aloofar, Naijababe
Now you know my ABCs
A. Attached or Single?
Attached....hmmm
B. Best Friends?
Meself
C. Cake or Pie?
Cake
D. Day of Choice?
Monday...always my power dressing day
E. Essential Item?
Phone..not that i take alot of calls o
F. Favorite Color?
Black!........cant explain it
G. Greatest accomplishment?
Like my tagger, e never happen
H. Hometown?
Wont give home town but home state is OSUN
I. Indulgences?
Ice cream and shopping!
J. January or July?
Jan.... of course!
K. Kids?
Nah! not sure i want sef!
L. Life is incomplete without?
my laptop!
M. Marriage date?
oh shit! enough said
N. Number of siblings?
2
O. Oranges or apples?
Apples....no zest lingering on your hands
P. Phobias or fears?
loads of fears, one of which is having ugly bad children! (i dont know where that came from)
Q. Quotes?
im not a procastinator, i just dont see the rush...hehehehe(lazyassmorasucker!!)
R. Reason to smile?
vanity....(plus i've got lovely dimples, always worked with the ladies)
S. Season?
spring (not too hot, not too cold)
T. Tag three friends?
i tag
- lady koko
- charizard
- the paradigm
U. Unknown fact about me?
i dont want to............(its meant to be unknown!!!!!!)
V. Very favorite store?
at my current level?...ZARA
W. Worst habit?
Picking my nose!
X. X-ray or ultrasound?
wetin concern me?
Y. Your favorite food
Beans cooked with corn! (ewa'alagbado!)
Z. Zodiac?
dont do that shit but aries
Attached....hmmm
B. Best Friends?
Meself
C. Cake or Pie?
Cake
D. Day of Choice?
Monday...always my power dressing day
E. Essential Item?
Phone..not that i take alot of calls o
F. Favorite Color?
Black!........cant explain it
G. Greatest accomplishment?
Like my tagger, e never happen
H. Hometown?
Wont give home town but home state is OSUN
I. Indulgences?
Ice cream and shopping!
J. January or July?
Jan.... of course!
K. Kids?
Nah! not sure i want sef!
L. Life is incomplete without?
my laptop!
M. Marriage date?
oh shit! enough said
N. Number of siblings?
2
O. Oranges or apples?
Apples....no zest lingering on your hands
P. Phobias or fears?
loads of fears, one of which is having ugly bad children! (i dont know where that came from)
Q. Quotes?
im not a procastinator, i just dont see the rush...hehehehe(lazyassmorasucker!!)
R. Reason to smile?
vanity....(plus i've got lovely dimples, always worked with the ladies)
S. Season?
spring (not too hot, not too cold)
T. Tag three friends?
i tag
- lady koko
- charizard
- the paradigm
U. Unknown fact about me?
i dont want to............(its meant to be unknown!!!!!!)
V. Very favorite store?
at my current level?...ZARA
W. Worst habit?
Picking my nose!
X. X-ray or ultrasound?
wetin concern me?
Y. Your favorite food
Beans cooked with corn! (ewa'alagbado!)
Z. Zodiac?
dont do that shit but aries
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