Tuesday, 2 December 2008

LONG TIME NO SEE

Been gone for a little while..

Took a lil break....work's great, life's good..

I have a mate who's relocated to the UK..

His greatest issue is women...

I/we dont understand the kind of head he has..

We both stand together and he gets the most hits....

And he never shies away..

He had a timetable/rooster for send off shags with virtually all his chicks before he moved here...

He got here and the cycle's started again...

Interestingly, he's had a diverse variety here....

What he didn't realize quickly was..'the nice boy facade makes some women clingy in this COLD weather'..

He's had to resolve to serious blinding to shake off his last Moroccan....

He's also had married women....he was unbelievably shocked...but the cold does wonders..

He's worst nightmare's started....

Some of his niger chicks have started to relocate too...a few are also around for xmas....

My advice to him today was to become BORN AGAIN......A PROPER SPIRI KOKO ONE!

19 comments:

Funms-the rebirth said...

im first!!!!!!!111 ur back!!!

Funms-the rebirth said...

chei! what a piece of advice........ enigma!!!!!!!
btw, i changed my blog link, so pls update it on ut blog roll

Tigeress said...

Dude- i shld have been first! u shld have told me u were gonna post when u called me earlier. Looks like u even posted this while we were talking. arrrggghhh!!!

Meehhnnn give us some juicy gossip! Anyway, Glad u're back! Welcome.

LusciousRon said...

He is back. I don't believe your friend. Do people still do that kind of thing? Keeping a roaster? OMG

NaijaBabe said...

thats rather deep.

ibiluv said...

i like your friend

neways hope he practices safe sex

spiro koko wont save him

spiros can backslide

he needs to become disciplined

just cos u see food no mean say you must swallow

eat only when hungry
even then in small portions!!!!!!!!!

Invisible said...

just as I asked where the heck you were.
so you can call tigeress and not call me abi? just messing with ya joo.
hmmm, that friend, badoski of the baddest order. talking to ... pesko!

Tigeress said...

Invisible- don't hate. lol! U have to agree that my voice will sound nicer to him than yours.

miz-cynic said...

ur frnd stil behaves lik a sexstarvd teenaga.he shd grow up jare.agba n tara e

rethots said...

"Been gone for a little while..@ and now you are back.

It is true, we always get what we want?

Shubby Doo said...

lol...born again ke? hahaha...what was his reply?

Buttercup said...

lmao..im also curious to know what his reply was..

welcome back!

Afrobabe said...

Give me his name, description and number so I can avoid him!!!

Naija Idol said...

LMAO.... na real SPIRIKOKO this guy need to turn into ooo.

Lady Koko said...

buhahahhahah!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!! oh ma goshhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! *U HAVE NO IDEA HW MUCH I MISSED YOU*
**sigh**
NOW ON TO UR FRIEND.....OH WOW......i gat the purrrfect solution...SEND HIM TO KOKO(BY FALL HE WUD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT *wink*)
*send off shag* loooooooooooool!!!!!!!! oh wowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! HE GAT IT LIKE THAT??? FOR REAL???? tell him i sed hi* POUTS WHILE TWISTING HAIR IN FINGERS* LOOOOOOOOOOOL........
P.S:XOXO

InCogNaija said...

lmao! i know somebody like that too mehn. My friend's approach is exactly what you prescribed. Na so the guy dey preach give these girls anytime dem try any monkey moves, dey yarn dem as Jesus take die on top cross because of say make dem fit stop all this sex-sex stuff...na so im talk am, no be me o!! it worked. They called him names, but left him alone. Mission accomplished. LMAO!

Parakeet said...

The enigmatic Enigma...happy new year.

NaijaBabe said...

Happy new yeaar. I hope it signals the beginning of the best things to come.
I hope you had a nice day too...
Havent seen much of you around...I hope you are ok?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Happy new year!